Friend Application - Blue Collar Wife Edition 🙃💛

Now accepting applications for one solid, unfiltered, ride-or-die bestie. Job Requirements: Must be fluent in sarcasm, side-eye, and “I’m fine” when I’m clearly not. Must understand the struggle of loving a man who works 80 hours a week but still can’t find the ketchup in the fridge. Must accept that I may cancel plans last minute because life said, “LOL, not today.” Bonus points if you’ve ever eaten dinner standing up or cried in the laundry room like a classy queen. Position Includes: Late night rants and "you got this" pep talks. Sharing memes as a love language. Tag-teaming mental breakdowns and talking each other off cliffs over toddler tantrums, financial stress, and husbands who forget to text back. Honest support, no fake vibes, no energy vampires. Must Appreciate: Blue collar grind Gas station snacks Men who wear steel-toes and still somehow act surprised when they’re sore The healing power of caffeine, carbs, and yelling into a pillow If you're tired of fake friendships, live on caffeine and chaos, and believe in hyping up your friends even when your own life’s on fire—we’ll get along just fine. Peanut, do your thing. 👏🏼👏🏼
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Heavy on the memes and tiktok’s late at night!

Does crying in my closet like a classy queen count? 😂

I feel the works 80hrs but can’t find the ketchup 😆 man can rebuild an engine, but put the ingredients he just used to cook away? NEVER

@Alexis girl yes!! Feel free to message me!! ☺️

@Laura omg I love this 🤣🤣🤣

@Naya Ain't got nothing else better to do huh? Haha

Hey girl im tired of fake friends too and i love memes

@Julie feel free to message me haha

I was literally smiling as I read this. Love this

@Yesenia haha I love this and you!!

I’m here for everything you said 🙌🏼

I swear if my husband says one more time “I opened a new ketchup because I didn’t see any in the fridge” I’m going to lose my 💩 also I my husband wears his work boots till that literally have no bottoms left but chooses to complain about his feet hurting when he KNOWS how to fix it 😂😂 blue collar wife life isn’t for the weak🫠

This is fantastic 😂❤️

Cried in the laundry room twice this week and it's only Tuesday 😆🥹 where do I sign up?

I’m down! If crying when your daughter has a tantrum then I need some friends 💛🥺

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Hey @Rainey, what a genuine and refreshing post. I'd love to talk sometime.

Most of the crying happens on the kitchen floor 😅

Hate fake friends eat snacks all the time. Up 24/7 my man is a EMT so he works mad hours. Always tired and always running on coffee and monsters

I’ve met friends just from connections on this app. It’s good when they live close to be honest

I feel this. I’m pretty proud of myself. I’ve only cried 3 times this turn around 😂. I speak fluent tik tok and have a bachelors in memes. It’s hard finding friends who understand what it’s like to have to do it all when your husband is working so much. And the shoe part. Yeah…. Complains about how much his shoes suck but doesn’t use the shoe voucher to get new ones. 🙄 If you need new friends feel free to message me.

I absolutely love this ! I read this application out loud to my blue collar husband and his facial expressions were absolutely priceless but especially to the ketchup comment 🤣 just yesterday he couldn’t find the sour cream in the fridge. I’m so down for this .

I’d love to be friends!!! Mine works all the time and I’m lonely

@Carlene Langley girl I relate to you haha. Message me!n

Hi nice to meet you! I'd love to be friends

Omg did i write some of this🤣🤣🤣🤣😱

GIRL I FEEL YOU!!!! My fiancé used to work a trade job but works overnights stocking for more pay. I hardly ever make plans because life loves to slap me in the face and I live off caffeine 😂💕

Hey girl! Smiling when I read this! We should really be friends. And does crying in the bathroom work? 😂😂

Blue caller wife here.

You are my soul sista after reading this ! But I’m in a different state 😂

Ahhh be my bestie NOWWW!!!

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🙋🏻‍♀️where do I apply? I’ve cried at my washing machine today and also used it as a table to eat dinner.

Ummm did you write this with me in mind???? Hey future bestie🫶🏽

Everything but the man parts im down😭😂

I cried in the shower and in the car where do I apply

Heyyyyy totally send me a message lol xx

Girllllll I felt this bio!! My husband does traffic control and when its the warm season he’s working 6 days a week. Some days it’s kind of a shit show & sometimes we’ve got a good routine 🤣

Count me in send me a DM please

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