What's your favorite non-cuss expletive?

I had a bit of a foul mouth before my daughter, so I had to adjust as quickly as I could! Luckily I had a bit of practice guarding my words when I worked as a ski instructor (lots of Littles in some classes), but my family and friends tend to make fun of me when they hear me "not curse" now lol so I'm curious, what words or phrases do you use to replace cursing in front of your kids? Below are some of my most frequents (they were honestly developed when I almost accidentally cursed and had to figure it out mid word or mid phrase lol), comment yours!
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“mother of monkeys” and “Jesus on a Christmas cracker” and “jimmenys” are a few that I inherited from my mom

FFFFFFFFFFudge nuggets 😆

"What in the Sam Hill Dickens" is an all time fav that I got from my mother😂😂 She used to say it all the time and it just stuck. That and SHITake mushrooms

Cory tunts

Fiddlesticks

Sugar honey iced tea

Fluffing ek

Frick me in the frick hole or what in Sam biscuits

Sugarpuffs 🤣

@Victoria~ I've been saying this one for years haha

frick frack, and mother father (instead of mother fucker bc I say that one a lot lol)

For Pete sake 😂, bloody hell, oh cack.

Shut the Front Door is my go to

Dag nabbits ....son of a nutcracker.....what the fudge..... shut the front door 😂🤣😆🤣😂

Oh narts

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I say geez Louise all the time. And holy schnikes 😂

That’s bananas and that’s nuckin futs

Crap. Dag nabbit!! Shoot. Crippity crap

Farts (the word, not the actual action lol)

Mother father and shiitake mushrooms are my gotos haha

I find myself and my man find himself censoring with SpongeBob quotes😭😅😂

@Racquel yessss

Fluffernutter

Sucking elf.. 10th kingdom. And for fudge sake

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