“Can you turn your ears on please” usually! Or “stop pushing/hitting your sister” 🫠
“Get that out of your mouth” “Where are your clothes?!”
Some other ones; "it iz what it iz kid" "Ain't nobody got time for that" "Tomorrow's a new day" "It's a pretty day today"
"Stop playing with the doors" "Stop chasing the cats" "Hands on your own body please" "OK, deep breath" "Fucksake"
“Gentle. Gentle. GENTLE.”
@Katharine lol
“You have a father too you know, he’s right there 👉🏾” when they’re mum mum mumming me to death 🙄
"Stop grabbing your pee pee" "Don't put that in your mouth" "Where's the lighter?" "He's just a baby" "Stand up lazy butt" (he's walking) "Go to dada" or something similar: practicing bc he only says mama and dadas jealous lol
“Ion care bout ya attitude” “Don’t stand on that cuz i cant get down” “Don’t put the dog in ur mouth “ She’s only 7m😅😅😭😭
“Feet belong on the floor” bc she tries to climb things that aren’t climbable or just that she’s too short and will fall in the process and get upset/hurt “buttholes aren’t for touching” we have cats 🤦♀️ “gentle hands” self explanatory
"Please don't make me say it twice." - to my teen.