Humbling pregnancy moments

34 + 3 here made a lovely saus and mash the other night.... and threw it straight up . Apparently not enough room for baby and food , even though I'm a continual gas machine, it was a cough that did it. 🤣 Let's just say i got on the phone to the GP after that for omoprazol.... I'd like to make it through with my partner still semi fancying me 🤣🤣🤣

Cried looking through a pub menu sat at home because there was a parfait on the menu that I can't eat. Ended up cancelling lunch because of my crying 🥲 Also cried watching my husband drink a glass of wine because I was jealous 🥲

My mum gave my downstairs a trim whilst I lay on my back like a beached whale she said it’s the worst thing she’s ever done 😂

I sneezed in one of my patients houses and wet myself abit! Thank GOD I was wearing a pad and that I’m a community nurse and my house was only a few roads away! Honestly I was HUMBLED 😂😂

I sneezed and wet myself 🙃 always thought my pelvic floor was stronger than that … clearly not!😂

I’m 35 and 5 days, the other day I went to the bathroom finished passing Pee. Like any normal person does cleaned my self up got up to wash my hands. Next thing you know I peed myself …. Such a delight

Glad you’ve said this 😄 I’m at that stage now as well, standing is the only way 😂

@Charlotte can definitely relate to this 😂

I can’t fully reach my bum to wipe. Have to stand up and do it. Thought I fully wiped got in the shower and a tiny bit plopped off into the bath. I screamed thought it was a spider without my glasses on. Put my steamed up glasses on to find a piece of poop at the plug hole 🤣 never laughed so hard in my life

@Jodie my god I feel your pain and laughter. I died when I found tissue in my bum when I was showering.

This pregnancy I have low iron which means I now have to take tablets. However the tablets now affect the size of my poo. I have had to basically give birth to a giant poo which got stuck. Had to use hypnobirthing breathing to get it out 🤣🤣🤣

I laughed so hard because same!! I literally have to do a gymnastics 🤸 move to clean my bum.